This feels like something an overstyled starlet would wear to a Cannes junket.

Let's just focus on how lovely that coat is.

You KNOW someone will wear that dress on the right. I'm surprised it wasn't Miley. Maybe it yet will be.

It's that plucky orphan Annie!

It says a lot about my distaste for boob circles that I noticed those before the huge cirlicue headpiece.

This is quite funky. I like it. It does have one belt too many.

Can Marc do a diffusion line of coats, please? PLEASE.

I could see Blake Lively in that.

This feels made for Gaga.

My brain went to Monica Bellucci here.

Christina Hendricks

Jackie Cruz

Cardi B

I mean... Miley, I guess. Done!

Camila Cabello

Florence Pugh, except that she likes bright colors.

Elle Fanning

Miley Cyrus Walked for Marc Jacobs This Season

Random, but okay.