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# Maren Morris and Kelly Clarkson See Red Together
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/maren-morris-and-kelly-clarkson-see-red-together-11-2023/
- Published: 2023-11-09T19:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2023-11-09T05:05:18.000Z
- Description: What a terrible headline. Oh well.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Attico, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:24, Kelly Clarkson

KELLY CLARKSON: Hi, y'all! This is my friend Maren...

MAREN MORRIS: Yo.

KC: And I just want you to know how brave she is today. Maren has *twelve* different strained muscles--

MM: No, no, that's not right.

KC: Oh, sorry. ELEVEN. Eleven different strained muscles AT ONCE, and--

MM: No, Kelly.

KC: ... Unlucky thirteen?

MM: Where are you getting this?

KC: Well you're all bandaged up tight, I just assumed you were in some kind of a full-body soft cast.

MM: Nope, that's just my dress.

KC: What?

MM: It's clothes.

KC: Like something you *chose*?

MM: Is it that weird?

KC: It's not NOT weird. Maybe just... *clears throat* STOP TRYING TO BE SUCH A HERO, MAREN.

MM: ...

KC: *Shh*. Follow my lead. WE ALL KNOW IT'S A REALLY LONG STRETCHY BANDAGE, RIGHT?

MM: I mean... I did do a lot of crunches yesterday?

KC: You see, everyone? She's HURTING. But NOT EVEN A FULL BODY BANDAGE COULD STOP HER.

MM: And I am definitely going to have a headache in about five minutes.

KC: Somebody get this woman a chair! And maybe a Banana Republic gift card for later.

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