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# Maren Morris. Has. Worn. Quite Something.
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/maren-morris-has-worn-quite-something-11-2017/
- Published: 2017-11-09T14:00:41.000Z
- Updated: 2017-11-09T05:24:09.000Z
- Description: This is not a drill.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, WTF, CMA Awards, Francesco Scognamiglio, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

Maren recently signed with Wilhelmina Models, which [per *People*](https://people.com/style/cma-awards-2017-maren-morris-red-carpet/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) will style her for red carpet events as well as photo shoots. This is their first collaboration, which may explain a) how she executed a deep dive into a designer such as Francesco Scognamiglio, and b) why she looks dipped in batshittery and coated in *wha-aaaaaat?* This reeks of styling a person for capital-F Fashion and not for whether it actually suits their body; that outfit [was ridiculous on the tall model](https://www.instagram.com/p/BbQTVNYl09-/?taken-by=checkthetag&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and doubles down on the daft when thrust upon a lady who is 5'1". Check Maren out [in this green number](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/the-rest-of-the-acm-awards/52nd-academy-of-country-music-awards-arrivals-16?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), or [this super cute skirt](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/the-acm-honors-whatever-that-is/11th-annual-acm-honors-red-carpet-7?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (with admittedly terrible sports bralet), and then groan anew about how squat this cheap netting makes her seem.

So, I have some tips for Wilhelmina. Step one: Do not style someone as if you have not met them, or indeed ever looked at them. Step 2: Do not style someone using your Kardashian mood board on Pinterest. Step three: Do not style someone in this dress, because it is an abomination of low-cost fencing, and turns "ruffle" into a dirty word. Step four: Maybe... do not style someone, period?

Up on stage singing with Niall "One Direction" Horan, she seemed a bit more relaxed.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/11/shutterstock_9212750fw-1510204815.jpg "51st Annual CMA Awards, Show, Nashville, USA - 08 Nov 2017")

And actually, she looks a LOT like Shailene Woodley to me suddenly, especially with that dress's Fancy Earth mother vibe.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/11/shutterstock_9213002ds-1510204795.jpg "51st Annual CMA Awards - Show, Nashville, USA - 08 Nov 2017")

Suddenly I'm REALLY into the idea of Maren and Mama Shai doing their own kind of *Country Strong*. Maybe that can be a cinematic anthology franchise -- like a cross between *American Horror Story* and *Nashville*. You're welcome, America.

###### \[Photos: Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock\]