Margaret Qualley's Dumb Shoes

Margaret Qualley in Chanel

LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 20: Margaret Qualley attends the World Premiere of 20th Century Studios' 'The Dog Stars' at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square, London on August 20th, 2026 (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Getty Images for The Walt Disney Company Limited)

Let's look at the whole outfit first. It's not awful but perhaps a little heavy? I think perhaps if she'd pulled back her hair it would have helped that a little bit. But instead, she pulled back THE SHOES.

LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 20: Margaret Qualley, Chanel shoe detail, attends "The Dog Stars" World Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on August 20, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Lia Toby/Getty Images)

But NO. I have to know: What does she do when she has to walk on pavement? Did she put these on in the car and just... scamper to the carpet? What about when she gets in the theater? Or needs the bathroom? I do not want to walk on sticky movie theater carpet or a public bathroom floor in BARE FEET. I don't even want to do it in sandals. Does someone have to bring her some spares? Apart from being hideous, they're SO IMPRACTICAL.

Margaret Qualley, wearing a pair of Chanel barefoot sandals, attends The Dog Stars world premiere at the Odeon Luxe, Leicester Square, London. Picture date: Thursday August 20, 2026. (Photo by Yui Mok/PA Images via Getty Images)

This photographer BRILLIANTLY understood that people might say, "Oh, I'm sure there's a strip of leather under there," and promptly provided this evidence debunking that.

LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 20: (shoe detail) Margaret Qualley attends "The Dog Stars" World Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on August 20, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/WireImage)

I know walking looks weird when you freeze frame it, but does it look THIS weird? Or is she, indeed, actively walking on her tiptoes? These are SO BAD. I promised myself I wouldn't just write, "NOOO," but: NOOO.