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# Maria Fugchita Alonso
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/maria_fugchita_alonso102510-10-2010/
- Published: 2010-10-25T11:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2010-10-24T22:04:58.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: metallics, not a shirt, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

I love Maria Conchita Alonso:  
  
![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/10/95851_105972971.jpg "2nd Annual Rally For Kids With Cancer "The Qualifiers" Celebrity Draft Party")

  
If only because when I say, "MARIA CONCHITA ALONSO, THAT IS NOT A DRESS!" I sound like her angry mother.