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# Marie Antoinette Premieres
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/marie-antoinette-premieres/
- Published: 2020-10-21T16:45:44.000Z
- Updated: 2020-10-21T05:46:59.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

## Kirsten Dunst

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/10/gettyimages-71034323-1603243698.jpg)

I believe this is Rochas. It's very elegant on her, and as much as I wish she'd been the type to bust out something bonkers, when you're playing Marie freaking Antoinette -- and there are people dressed AS her at the event -- I think it's smart to dial down the volume. I'm never a fan of the Heidi updo, in general, but this slideshow reminded me how well she pulled off red hair (here, for Spider Man 3).

## Thomas Mars, Sofia Coppola, Kiki, Jason Schwartzman

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/GettyImages-71034281-1603243687.jpg)

I like it less from the front -- you can see where the fit isn't very precise. Sofia's feet look like a torture device. And it's very weird how doppelganger-y Sofia's husband and Jason are.

## Tim Roth and Helena Bonham Carter

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/GettyImages-71034225-1603243678.jpg)

These two were on the jury together this year. He looks like he is imitating the tiger who chewed on her bangs.

## Zhang Ziyi

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/shutterstock_editorial_590106ba-1603243765.jpg)

She joined them on the jury. IN TERRIBLE SHOES.

## Michelle Yeoh

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/GettyImages-71034378-1603243706.jpg)

She was just there being a dreamboat, as usual.

## Faye Dunaway

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/shutterstock_editorial_590025l-1603243748.jpg)

And Faye was being a noted kook, and also possibly opening up a ceramics studio.

## Monica Bellucci

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/shutterstock_editorial_590025p-1603243756.jpg)

I feel like none of this is quite finished? Including her hair.

## Kiki

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/GettyImages-75475466-1603243732.jpg)

Back in the States, and back to blonde. This is good, but also looks like a Y-back she's put on backward.

## Maria Bello

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/GettyImages-75475444-1603243714.jpg)

This is Half Pint on the top, and a bad Gap memory on the bottom.

## Sofia

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/GettyImages-75475457-1603243724.jpg)

Once again, she wore black...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/shutterstock_editorial_615759h-1603243780.jpg)

.... and that's three-for-three now, and they all feel of-a-piece. Do we praise it as consistency, or lament the rut?

## Kiki

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/shutterstock_editorial_615759b-1603249852.jpg)

That is... a really curious shoe choice, as if she brought them for daytime and then realized she forgot to pack the nighttime upgrade. The top is also awfully crinkly.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/GettyImages-182328557-1603243740.jpg)

But at least the back is sexy.

## Jason Schwartzman

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/shutterstock_editorial_615820g-1603247430.jpg)

"No thank you, I can't perform the OC theme for you today."

## Arielle Kebbel

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/shutterstock_editorial_615759l-1603243789.jpg)

She looks like she's walking in a Business Casual fashion show at Macy's.

## Rose Byrne

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/shutterstock_editorial_615759v-1603247412.jpg)

Her kingdom for a steamer.

## Jamie Dornan

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/shutterstock_editorial_615759x-1603247423.jpg)

HIS kingdom for a new suit. Any suit at all that isn't non-stick.

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