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Kirsten Dunst

I believe this is Rochas. It's very elegant on her, and as much as I wish she'd been the type to bust out something bonkers, when you're playing Marie freaking Antoinette -- and there are people dressed AS her at the event -- I think it's smart to dial down the volume. I'm never a fan of the Heidi updo, in general, but this slideshow reminded me how well she pulled off red hair (here, for Spider Man 3).

Thomas Mars, Sofia Coppola, Kiki, Jason Schwartzman

I like it less from the front -- you can see where the fit isn't very precise. Sofia's feet look like a torture device. And it's very weird how doppelganger-y Sofia's husband and Jason are.

Tim Roth and Helena Bonham Carter

These two were on the jury together this year. He looks like he is imitating the tiger who chewed on her bangs.

Zhang Ziyi

She joined them on the jury. IN TERRIBLE SHOES.

Michelle Yeoh

She was just there being a dreamboat, as usual.

Faye Dunaway

And Faye was being a noted kook, and also possibly opening up a ceramics studio.

Monica Bellucci

I feel like none of this is quite finished? Including her hair.

Kiki

Back in the States, and back to blonde. This is good, but also looks like a Y-back she's put on backward.

Maria Bello

This is Half Pint on the top, and a bad Gap memory on the bottom.

Sofia

Once again, she wore black...

.... and that's three-for-three now, and they all feel of-a-piece. Do we praise it as consistency, or lament the rut?

Kiki

That is... a really curious shoe choice, as if she brought them for daytime and then realized she forgot to pack the nighttime upgrade. The top is also awfully crinkly.

But at least the back is sexy.

Jason Schwartzman

"No thank you, I can't perform the OC theme for you today."

Arielle Kebbel

She looks like she's walking in a Business Casual fashion show at Macy's.

Rose Byrne

Her kingdom for a steamer.

Jamie Dornan

HIS kingdom for a new suit. Any suit at all that isn't non-stick.

Marie Antoinette Debuted Stateside This Week in 2006
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