Yara Shahidi in Giambattista Valli

There's some pretty, delicate workmanship in that dress, and then there are the two matching helium balloons that have attached themselves to her body. Is it part of the theme that people can pop by and take a hit off her shoulders?

Katherine Langford in Markarian

She looks like a deeply confused teenage Disney princess who wandered through a wormhole in the woods.

Francia Raisa

That pink overlay looks like it was stapled rather than sewn.

Bailee Madison

Okay, and THIS feels like a Disney princess who was having a romp in the woods when she fell through the same wormhole that got Katherine.

Ajiona Alexus

Hot pink is seriously proliferating right now, especially in suit form, so get ready. This one needs... less of it. And also to lose the overlong penile belt.

Chloe Bridges

This one is a BIT better, but the fabric doesn't seem to like having been handled at ALL, and she'd have been better off leaving the jacket open.

LilI Reinhart

She has muted her hot pink with this overlay. The effect is both sweet, and "lots of people I know wore this to graduation in 1999."

Madelaine Petsch in Prada

I wish the blouse were plain, and also not weirdly stitched. The latter doesn't seem like a lot to ask from Prada.

Inbar Lavi in Solace London

She looks great; that might be the thing I've liked best out of Solace London.

Tess Holliday

I thought her tattooes were sleeves. I love that shade of red.

Chloe Bennet in Haney

That outfit is just fine, but the metal fixture connecting it looks like either a) an upside-down horseshoe, or b) Bella Thorne's septum ring, both of which are unlucky.

Elizabeth Gillies

She plays Fallon on the new Dynasty, and I will never get over how much she looks like an iOS 3 version of Lindsay Lohan. Who must be so annoyed to look at her and think, "I could have had a job, if only I had behaved ENTIRELY DIFFERENTLY forever." Also, despite the wack proportions on this, Elizabeth looks good.

Bethany Joy Lenz

Well, look, not everyone is going to pass Dressmaking 101 the first or even third time.

Skyler Samuels

This is a better look than her expression is implying. The lipstick and shoes are cool; all I'd ditch is the seam across her thighs.

Ally Brooke

I would accept this as a throw-pillow, and that's about it

Marsai Martin

She, as usual, looks super.

Ashley Featherson

There is a LOT going on here, and while it's not necessarily flattering, it IS at least super fun.

Odeya Rush

She is plotting some SERIOUS gaslighting at tonight's square dance.

Joey King

Whereas she is going to stir things up at the pep rally.

Holland Roden

Holland was very upset that her experimental dance troupe just broke up.

Olesya Rulin

I suspect she made this herself out of things stolen from three different costume shops.

Cara Santana

I might like to see one half or the other; together she's like the side tent at the Night Circus.

Awkwafina

She always puts the "awk" in "Awkwafina" for me.

Chandler Kinney

Chandler is on Lethal Weapon, so I'm sure there's LOTS of stuff she was hoping no one would ask her at this party. Maybe that's why she wore the treacherous scarf: to give people something else to wonder.

Storm Reid

I might've liked to see this without the sleeves.

Angela Sarafyan

These feel like swim and beach separates she bought from an Athleta catalog.

Rumer Willis

This is an ode to mediocrity.

Stephanie Beatriz

This is serving some extremely complicated Dancing With The Stars realness.

Liv Hewson

Girl, who can even look at what you're wearing when you are obviously suffering from near-fatal frostbite?!?

Yara Shahidi Gives Her Face The Ultimate Test: Mega Sleeves

Do they swallow her whole?