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# Marion Cotillard Did The Least on July 4 and It's Hilarious
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/marion-cotillard-did-the-least-on-july-4-and-its-hilarious-07-2025/
- Published: 2025-07-07T19:00:55.000Z
- Updated: 2025-07-07T04:57:23.000Z
- Description: I don't fault her.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:29

Obviously, I have no issue with Marion Cotillard -- or anyone else -- leaning out of the Fourth of July kitsch. She's French, *and* a whole lot of us are pretty unenthused about the U.S. right now, so no need to get festive. However, Marion here not only attended the Macy's fireworks -- presumably voluntarily -- but took a second to walk the red carpet, and THAT is why I find it so hilarious that she didn't wear ANYTHING colorful or fun or summery at all. Instead, she's dressed like someone who is hung over and hiding behind a tree at her secret lover's funeral, before getting caught and forced to go to the wake and mingle with his family. I feel you, Marion. Me, I wore Dodgers gear and spent the evening watching my team endure the worst home-field loss in history, while sipping beer from a clear plastic bat. That felt *emotionally* like hiding behind a tree at a secret lover's funeral.

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