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Marion Cotillard
'Girls of the Sun' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 12 May 2018
The Met Gala was SO SUCCESSFUL in avoiding sheers. It's like that was a washcloth, and it was wrung out, squeezing the toxic sludge of transparency all over the rest of the world. WE CAN'T WIN.
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Marion Cotillard
CANNES: "Girls Of The Sun (Les Filles Du Soleil)", Premiere, Cannes, France - 12 May 2018
I just had to keep showing this because it's so...pelvic. There is literally nothing chic about this. It cannot pretend. It is not chic; it's reek.
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Marion Cotillard
'Three Faces' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 12 May 2018
The sleeves are weird, and I don't know that this is a particularly lovely shape on her, but: It's the tan shoes that get me. WHY is tan happening here. WHAT could its purpose be, but to sabotage? Tan is almost never an ally, Marion. Tan anagrams to "ant," and is accordingly INSIDIOUS.
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French actress Marion Cotillard arrives for the screening of '3 Faces' during the 71st annual Cannes Film Festival, in Cannes, France, 12 May 2018. The movie is presented in the Official Competition of the festival which runs from 08 to 19 May.
3 Faces Premiere - 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 12 May 2018
Those earrings are certifiably lovely, but they must have been a big pain in the rump, because...
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Marion Cotillard
'Three Faces' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 12 May 2018
...one of them dropped off entirely. I thought she'd tripped at first, until I noticed; in a lot of the other photos, she was fiddling with them. I mean, thank god she NOTICED it fell. Can you imagine? That has to be a borrower's nightmare in these red carpet scenarios.
Marion Cotillard
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Marion Cotillard arrives for the screening of 'Sink Or Swim (Le Grand Bain)' during the 71st annual Cannes Film Festival, in Cannes, France, 13 May 2018. The movie is presented out of competition at the festival which runs from 08 to 19 May.
Sink Or Swim Photocall - 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 May 2018
Other than this being a strange length, I don't... hate it? I do question it looking like a party on top and business-formal on the bottom. I'd have loved the skirt to be ruffled all the way down. And BIG. SO BIG.
in Adam Selman
71st annual Cannes Film Festival - ‘Angel Face’ - Photocall Featuring: Marion Cotillard
Where: Cannes, France
When: 12 May 2018
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That is both adorable and fresh, and crazy ridiculous. She looks so cheerful and breezy in it, and the hits of color are fun, but come on with the shorts, y'all: They look like a gingham diaper. High-fashion Depends for the high-fashion twitchy bladder.
71st annual Cannes Film Festival - ‘Angel Face’ - Photocall Featuring: Marion Cotillard
Where: Cannes, France
When: 12 May 2018
Credit: Euan Cherry/WENN
I also have concerns that these sunglasses do not make her hotter.
