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# Marion Cotillard's Jacket of Doom
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/marion-cotillards-jacket-of-doom/
- Published: 2016-12-02T00:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2016-12-02T06:02:34.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

## Marion Cotillard

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/GettyImages-626941274-2-1480656922.jpg)

BERLIN, GERMANY - DECEMBER 01: Marion Cotillard attends the 'Assassin's Creed' Berlin Photocall at Cafe Moskau on December 1, 2016 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Clemens Bilan/Getty Images)

The dress is by Martin Grant, and the jacket is from something called "Facetasm" that sounds like a combination of "Face Time" and "orgasm," which I guess is what long-distance couples say when it's time for some virtual Nevermind. This whole thing looks like it came out of a really, really bad high school costume closet. *"*The mourners in *Our Town* have never looked so anachronistic," said the review in the Herbert Hoover High School *Daily Depression*.

## Marion Cotillard

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/12/gettyimages-626940736-1480656889.jpg)

BERLIN, GERMANY - DECEMBER 01: Marion Cotillard attends the 'Assassin's Creed' Berlin Photocall at Cafe Moskau on December 1, 2016 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Clemens Bilan/Getty Images)

I'm glad she's happy but the Jethro Tull Middle School performance of Oliver should at least have cut out the zipper.

## Fassy & the Cot

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/GettyImages-626942248-1480656937.jpg)

BERLIN, GERMANY - DECEMBER 01: Michael Fassbender (L) and Marion Cotillard attend the 'Assassin's Creed' Berlin Photocall at Cafe Moskau on December 1, 2016 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Clemens Bilan/Getty Images)

Does it have to be frayed AND tied together? I'm seriously concerned someone did this with their teeth.

## Marion Cotillard

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/GettyImages-626941138-1480656905.jpg)

BERLIN, GERMANY - DECEMBER 01: Marion Cotillard attends the 'Assassin's Creed' Berlin Photocall at Cafe Moskau on December 1, 2016 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Clemens Bilan/Getty Images)

Are her housekeys supposed to be hanging from those?

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