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Laura Dern in Zimmermann

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (10466479cp) Laura Dern 'Marriage Story' film premiere, Arrivals, DGA Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Nov 2019

This is overwhelming on her, no? Her shoulders look like they're covered in needlepoint canvas that no one bothered to stitch.

Scarlett Johansson in Louis Vuitton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10466644o) Scarlett Johansson 'Marriage Story' film premiere, Arrivals, DGA Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Nov 2019

Wait, why are her cheeks the same color as her bodice?

Greta Gerwig and Noam Baumbach

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (10466479bi) Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach 'Marriage Story' film premiere, Arrivals, DGA Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Nov 2019

I could go on this ride with her, maybe, but I want another stab at the hair and makeup, and possibly the shoes.

Florence Pugh

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (10466479ca) Florence Pugh 'Marriage Story' film premiere, Arrivals, DGA Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Nov 2019

Oh, Florence, no. Was this one event too many?

Julie Hagerty

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (10466479at) Julie Hagerty 'Marriage Story' film premiere, Arrivals, DGA Theater, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Nov 2019

I find her presence soothing. Also somehow she's starting to look like Julie Andrews, whose presence I ALSO find soothing. Could it be a Julie thing?

Greta Gerwig and Laura Dern Are VERY Busy Right Now
One is in Marriage Story, one is married to it.

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