Mary and Carey Do Mudbound

Mary J. Blige in Cushnie et Ochs

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The optical illusion on this one might be more than my old face can handle. It looks like her belt is giving her the hook and she's fighting it with all her abdominal might.

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But I like it better, I think, than a pizza dress that doesn't even have very good cheese, and a soggy crust. It's like someone painted on part of a harness.

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Ditch the heavy boots and replace them with funky shoes, and I am IN on her part-leather confection.

Carey Mulligan in Giambattista Vali

Well, whoever taped in her boobs did a very thorogh job approximating the effect of underwire. The peplum, though, needs to go. It's not adding anything. It is, in fact, subtracting flattery.

Carey Mulligan in Preen

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GO HOME, PREEN, YOU'RE DRUNK.