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# Mary-Fug and Ashfug Olsfug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/mary-fug-and-ashfug-olsfug-03-2011/
- Published: 2011-03-25T20:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2011-03-28T07:55:22.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Photos, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/mary-fug-and-ashfug-olsfug/)

Are Mary-Kate and Ashley -- or, Ashley and Mary-Kate, as they are here positioned -- contractually obligated to stand as if their pelvises are magnetized? If they were in more of a convex configuration, I'd suggest maybe they're trying to logo-ize themselves, but this groin-y concave position isn't doing much except make things creepy up in here. Well, actually, I can't entirely blame their bodies: Mary-Kate has on her Scheme Face, while Ashley looks like she's appearing in a hostage video, trying to say everything without actually saying a word. Is the fur really the boss of her, or is MK somehow blackmailing her? Ooh, I like that idea. Twins who blackmail *each other*. Maybe if *All My Children* would get on that, the show wouldn't be in danger of cancellation.

But since this is about the clothes, let's take a closer look at that part. You'll want to scope out that thing draped over MK. It's... vexing.