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MK & A

Not that I don't appreciate a giant furry circle, but I'd be curious to see what it's hiding -- something about Ashley's dress seems like it has the potential to be fairly chic. Whereas... what the hell is MK wearing?

MK & A

Does that count as a giant sleeveless winter coat, or a giant's winter vest? Also, this angle reveals a hearty helping of hoo-ha on Ashley's back, which just makes me even MORE curious. WHAT IS THE FUR HIDING? WHAT ARE YOUR SECRETS?

MK & A

But check out their purses, which are made like addressed envelopes. That is kind of bad-ass. If only the rest of them wasn't so strangely berobed and befurred, I'd think we were onto something here. And while I'm giving notes: MK, I prefer you with thinner brows and less eyeliner. But you don't care what I think. And that's probably as it should be.

Mary-Fug and Ashfug Olsfug
Are Mary-Kate and Ashley -- or, Ashley and Mary-Kate, as they are here positioned -- contractually obligated to stand as if their pelvises are magnetized? If they were in more of a convex configuration, I'd suggest maybe they're trying to logo-ize themselves, but this groin-y concave position isn't doing much except make things creepy up in here. Well, actually, I can't entirely blame their bodies: Mary-Kate has on her Scheme Face, while Ashley looks like she's appearing in a hostage video, trying to say everything without actually saying a word. Is the fur really the boss of her, or is MK somehow blackmailing her? Ooh, I like that idea. Twins who blackmail each other. Maybe if All My Children would get on that, the show wouldn't be in danger of cancellation. But since this is about the clothes, let's take a closer look at that part. You'll want to scope out that thing draped over MK. It's... vexing.

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