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# Mary J. is in the Spot Tonight
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/mary-j-is-in-the-spot-tonight-06-2021/
- Published: 2021-06-01T14:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2021-06-01T05:05:55.000Z
- Description: Well, today. You feel me.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

Congratulations to Mary J., who was inducted into the Apollo Theater's Hall of Fame over the weekend. I kind of wish she'd bobbed or otherwise cropped her hair -- the mountain of overlong wavy extensions feels very Jessica Simpson to me, in a way that Jessica herself also might want to update occasionally -- but I can appreciate that the aesthetic has a '70s edge to it that also vibes with the jumpsuit. Honestly, it's the shoes that get me. They look like fancy sport sandals, or shower shoes, as I called them back when I lived in a dorm and had to wear them to take a shower. I feel like pointy-toed boots would be the ticket -- black and sparkly, maybe?

But the jumpsuit itself is the right call -- it's lively and fun and perfect for those rare occasions when you are required to squat or kneel at work:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/06/shutterstock_editorial_11982691e-1622508606.jpg "Mary J Blige inducted into Apollo Theater Walk of Fame, Harlem, New York, USA - 28 May 2021")

In a jumpsuit, she can safely Mary J. Oblige. ZING.

###### \[Photos: Getty\]