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# Matchbox the Movie
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/matchbox-the-movie/
- Published: 2026-10-06T13:45:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-11T04:25:34.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #slideshow

## Jessica Biel in D&G

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298795943.jpg)

Half of this is well-made, and the other half is... well...

## Shay Shariatzadeh and John Cena

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298799707.jpg)

Her dress is fabulous. I like his suit a lot, too, especially with the red accents. I always say I'd prefer a spicy sock to bare ankles, and I stand by that.

## Sam Richardson and Teyonah Parris

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298777132.jpg)

These two look EXTREMELY snazzy. I like them both very much, so I hope this movie does well, even though I cannot imagine why it exists.

## Jessica Biel in TWP Clothing and Larroude boots

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298582421.jpg)

I think the mostly matching jacket is too much with the skirt – it should stand alone, right? Just put a simple lightweight sweater with it. (I would also be so paranoid about snapping off some of that fringe somehow, but I suppose that's a Me problem.)

## Teyonah Parris

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298162491.jpg)

Likewise, I think maybe one shredded part or the other, but not both (and I would vote to keep the red). It's certainly lively, though.

## Jessica Biel

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298754011.jpg)

She seems to be feeling leather right now. This is a great casual look on her. It's almost badass.

## Teyonah Parris

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298753895.jpg)

Except for the shoes, which would be agonizing in this context, she looks like she works first-class at a boutique airline.

## Jessica Biel

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298780133.jpg)

Why the groin zip? What could that possibly add, being in the front? Swivel that thing around.

## Jessica Biel

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298436628.jpg)

This is fine, but she RELALY does not seem to want to use her sleeves and I don't get it. Why shlep a coat around the HARD way?

## Jessica Biel

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2297937489.jpg)

Sure!

## Teyonah Parris

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2297937491.jpg)

This probably looks as cute as it can on her. The shoes were a good pick, anyway.

## Jessica Biel

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298162477.jpg)

This is a fugtastic mess. Is that even a high-waisted skirt, or a low-boobed dress that she stuck with a bralet? It's sitting in no man's land.

This is a fugtastic mess. Is that even a high-waisted skirt, or a low-boobed dress that she stuck with a bralet? It's sitting in no man's land.

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