
Okay, most normals aren't going to wear a cape and a romper but whatever. Go with it!

I actually do love a fishnet stocking. And these shoes are so....normal.

REASONABLE BLAZERS, the name of my autobiography.

SO reasonable. Let's give it to Allison Janney.


If only we could get Emma Stone away from Louis Vuitton!

REASONABLE.

VERY Selena Gomez in OMITB.


Dakota Johnson, probably with the hat, even.


I mean...probably some woman who owns an art gallery.


Naomie Harris, right?

Let's see it on Jessica Chastain.

This is great.

Maybe Zawe Ashton, as this would be comfy on a person expecting a baby.

How about Eva Longoria?


Gemma Chan!


Taylor Swift, if we ever see her again.

Christina Hendricks!

I'd wear this if I were a rich and accomplished professional person instead of someone who writes about dumb pants from my sofa.

Zendaya!


All these neutrals also feel very Angelina Jolie to me.


Margot Robbie! (Chanel will let her grab something with an M, after all.)

Drew Barrymore!



How about Haley Atwell?

...basically anyone, this is a total staple.



This feels a bit Valentino-y to me. Let's ship it over to Tracee Ellis Ross!




How about Kate Hudson?


I'd love this on Lupita!


What about Diane Kruger?






