The Maxim Hot 100 Experience Featuring: Justin Verlander, Kate Upton
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 21 Jul 2018
Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
Kate and Justin are indeed having a baby, and that's had a nice effect on her choices, apparently; this is nicer than a LOT of what she picked beforehand.
Ashley Iaconetti
The Maxim Hot 100 Experience Featuring: Ashley Iaconetti
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 21 Jul 2018
Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
And now we start diving into the crazy very slowly, beginning with Ashley, from the Bachelor franchise, whose bra top is glaring at me so angrily.
Jillian Rose Reed
Maxim Hot 100 Experiences Party 2018 Featuring: Jillian Rose Reed
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 21 Jul 2018
Credit: Apega/WENN.com
I don't know what to say about that lousy garment, except that I'm happy it isn't any of the following garments.
Abigail Ratchford
The Maxim Hot 100 Experience Featuring: Abigail Ratchford
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 21 Jul 2018
Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
It's crucial to note that I don't know who many of these people are, but they all arrived on purpose to this party at which they knew they'd be walking a red carpet, so... I mean, fair's fair. Although I kinda feel like she'd fit right in at the Logies.
Jaslene Gonzalez
The Maxim Hot 100 Experience Featuring: Jaslene Gonzalez
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 21 Jul 2018
Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
Jaslene! Beloved winner of ANTM 8! I'm happy to see her, even if she looks like she's studying witchcraft.
Scheana Marie
The Maxim Hot 100 Experience Featuring: Scheana Marie
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 21 Jul 2018
Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
And perhaps with the help of a coven-mate.
Brandi Cyrus
The Maxim Hot 100 Experience Featuring: Brandi Cyrus
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 21 Jul 2018
Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
"Both Miley AND Noah said no, so it's Lost Cyrus time, baby! Is the other Hemsworth coming?!"
Kristine Leahy
Maxim Hot 100 Experiences Party 2018 Featuring: Kristine Leahy
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 21 Jul 2018
Credit: Apega/WENN.com
Kristine seemed very nice and knowledgeable on Colin Cowherd's radio show, even though he is the worst and awful and a douchelord of high caliber, so I always want good things for her. This dress is not it.
The Maxim Hot 100 Experience Featuring: Kristine Leahy
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 21 Jul 2018
Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
And clearly she agreed.
Nicky Whelan
The Maxim Hot 100 Experience Featuring: Nicky Whelan
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 21 Jul 2018
Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
Did we just see someone in those mules? And was it yesterday, and did I not realize they were mules? Time has lost all meaning and also I'm traveling so I'm extra wonky. Also: She could slide right into Little Big Town
Tinashe
The Maxim Hot 100 Experience Featuring: Tinashe
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 21 Jul 2018
Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
I am hard-pressed to imagine she didn't buy this at a sexist novelty store to do wwith piracy.
Porscha Coleman
The Maxim Hot 100 Experience Featuring: Porscha Coleman
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 21 Jul 2018
Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
Girl, use the arm bags to FINISH THE ACTUAL DRESS.
Khadijah Haqq, Malika Haqq
The Maxim Hot 100 Experience Featuring: Khadijah Haqq, Malika Haqq
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 21 Jul 2018
Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
Malika, on the right, is a Kardashian ride-or-die. So.
Kristin Ortiz
The Maxim Hot 100 Experience Featuring: Kristin Ortiz
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 21 Jul 2018
Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
She's married to Tito, formerly of the UFC, and I thought she might have been Kelly Le Brock for a second. She is not. Her dress also is... not.
Stella Kae
-Los Angeles, CA - 07/21/2018 Maxim Hot 100 Party 2018
-PICTURED: Stella Kae
-PHOTO by: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com
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New York, NY For licensing please call 212-414-9464 or email sales@startraksphoto.com
Even Kim Kardashian is past this.
Julia Lescova
-Los Angeles, CA - 07/21/2018 Maxim Hot 100 Party 2018
-PICTURED: Julia Lescova
-PHOTO by: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com
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New York, NY For licensing please call 212-414-9464 or email sales@startraksphoto.com
But I feel like Bella Hadid is not past this, so she might be annoyed that someone stole her gig
French World Cup team members
The Maxim Hot 100 Experience Featuring: French 2018 World Cup Champion Team Members
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 21 Jul 2018
Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
And these guys came, too. That's Pogba in the white, but I don't know the others by sight. They seem to be having... a very very fine time. WHY did they not get these guys to the ESPYs?
The Maxim Hot 100 Experience Featuring: French 2018 World Cup Champion Team Members
Where: Hollywood, California, United States
When: 21 Jul 2018
Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
I know I featured Plaid in one of the Thighlights pieces, but... oh well. Enjoy the sight of your players partying the SHIT out of it once again, France fans! They earned it.
