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# "Mayday"... Is The Name of This Movie, But Also What I'm Yelling
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/mayday-is-the-name-of-this-movie-but-also-what-im-yelling-09-2026/
- Published: 2026-09-02T17:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-02T04:43:44.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Aadnevik, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

*Mayday* is an action flick that unites, somehow, Ryan Reynolds and... Sir Kenneth Branagh?!? It's a classic tale: Boy in 1987 joins military, boy gets dropped into Russia, boy meets friendly Russian ex-KGB carpenter played by Kenneth and likely featuring an outrageous accent. Maria Bakalova here (in Aadnevik) likely plays Sir Ken's daughter, and if we're gauging theme-dressing, she *has* shown up here dressed as a cry for help. A wilting bra, a misguided chastity cummerbund, a shower curtain... she looks like a photo of a Cake Fail from her commune's group wedding at Burning Man.

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