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Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9939360r) Prince Harry and Meghan Duchess of Sussex attend a Reception hosted by the Prime Minister of Australia at The Pavilion Restaurant. The Duke and Meghan Duchess of Sussex are on their official 16-day Autumn tour visiting cities in Australia, Fiji, Tonga and New Zealand. Prince Harry and Meghan Duchess of Sussex tour of Australia - 21 Oct 2018

I assume the children's book Meghan is holding is a gift. I hope it somehow involves Crocodile Dundee when he was 3. ("That's not a binky. THAT'S a binky.") And I also assume she's using it to conceal some kind of device that was transmitting Dodgers updates to her. GO DODGERS.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9939360g) Prince Harry and Meghan Duchess of Sussex attend a Reception hosted by the Prime Minister of Australia at The Pavilion Restaurant. The Duke and Meghan Duchess of Sussex are on their official 16-day Autumn tour visiting cities in Australia, Fiji, Tonga and New Zealand. Prince Harry and Meghan Duchess of Sussex tour of Australia - 21 Oct 2018

One thing I've also noticed is that Meghan LOVES to push up a sleeve. Maybe during her sleepless jet-lagged hours she's been doing a LOT of forearm work. Also, though I know she seems to favor a no-makeup makeup look, I would kill for a good lipstick with this outfit.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9939360p) Prince Harry and Meghan Duchess of Sussex attend a Reception hosted by the Prime Minister of Australia at The Pavilion Restaurant. The Duke and Meghan Duchess of Sussex are on their official 16-day Autumn tour visiting cities in Australia, Fiji, Tonga and New Zealand. Prince Harry and Meghan Duchess of Sussex tour of Australia - 21 Oct 2018

This is the gait of a lady who is a) tired, b) blistered, and c) deeply regretting wearing heels for yet another event on grass, where she has to work twice as hard to glide without them sinking tragicomically into the earth.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9939360e) Prince Harry and Meghan Duchess of Sussex attend a Reception hosted by the Prime Minister of Australia at The Pavilion Restaurant. The Duke and Meghan Duchess of Sussex are on their official 16-day Autumn tour visiting cities in Australia, Fiji, Tonga and New Zealand. Prince Harry and Meghan Duchess of Sussex tour of Australia - 21 Oct 2018

"I KNOW George asked for one but it's a terrible idea. Just get him a t-shirt."

Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9939360w) Prince Harry and Meghan Duchess of Sussex greet children at a Reception hosted by the Prime Minister of Australia at The Pavilion Restaurant. The Duke and Meghan Duchess of Sussex are on their official 16-day Autumn tour visiting cities in Australia, Fiji, Tonga and New Zealand. Prince Harry and Meghan Duchess of Sussex tour of Australia - 21 Oct 2018

These eager beavers are from Kookaburra Kids, which is a group for children living in families that have been touched by mental illness, and THAT is a very obvious excellent fit for their pet causes. I assume Harry has just promised to name their child after whichever one of them knows the most embarrassing trivia about William.

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"COULD YOU SEND THIS TO CLAYTON KERSHAW???" is very clearly what this card-bearing child has said.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Tim Rooke/REX/Shutterstock (9939300e) Prince Harry meets Australian competitors as he attends the Invictus Games cycling competition at the Royal Botanic Garden in Sydney Prince Harry and Meghan Duchess of Sussex tour of Australia - 21 Oct 2018

Something about Harry in this photo reminds me of people who met in a pub while watching sports, became GREAT friends over a bunch of pints, and taught each other all of the fight songs.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kirsty Wigglesworth/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9939322a) Britain's Prince Harry meets Australian competitors who show him a pair of trunks as he attends the Invictus Games cycling competition at the Royal Botanic Garden in Sydney, Australia, . Prince Harry and his wife Meghan are on day six of their 16-day tour of Australia and the South Pacific Britain Royals, Sydney, Australia - 21 Oct 2018

And FINALLY we have a budgie smuggler! This same team presented Harry with a green-and-gold Speedo. His facial epression says it all. There was a rumor on Twitter that we'd get photos of him in it, but surely it'll be, like, on his arm, or over his pants. Needless to say WE ARE ON HIGH ALERT. [I was right; I found this right after I hit Publish.]

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Tim Rooke/REX/Shutterstock (9939300i) Prince Harry meets Australian competitors as he attends the Invictus Games cycling competition at the Royal Botanic Garden in Sydney Prince Harry and Meghan Duchess of Sussex tour of Australia - 21 Oct 2018

I don't know this gent lost a bet, or if wearing the panties on his head is a sign of respect, or what. I assume the Queen deals with this all the time. 

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I have a photo of it WITHOUT Harry wearing it, and yes, the photo ID was, "Budgie Smuggler." I love that slang and I have a feeling it's about to get hugely overused in America.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kirsty Wigglesworth/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9939322i) Britain's Prince Harry meets competitors who show him a bear as he attends the Invictus Games cycling competition at the Royal Botanic Garden in Sydney, Australia, . Prince Harry and his wife Meghan are on day six of their 16-day tour of Australia and the South Pacific Britain Royals, Sydney, Australia - 21 Oct 2018

Informative caption here tells me that this man is "showing [Harry] a bear." I would have thought it was GIVING him the bear? But it's entirely possible this athlete was like, "I just want you to see our lucky bear, whom we named Harry."

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kirsty Wigglesworth/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9939322p) Britain's Prince Harry meets Italian competitors as he attends the Invictus Games cycling competition at the Royal Botanic Garden in Sydney, Australia, . Prince Harry and his wife Meghan are on day six of their 16-day tour of Australia and the South Pacific Britain Royals, Sydney, Australia - 21 Oct 2018

"Do I have something in my teeth? That bear looked at me like I have something in my teeth."

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kirsty Wigglesworth/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9939322l) Britain's Prince Harry talks to a competitor as he attends the Invictus Games cycling competition at the Royal Botanic Garden in Sydney, Australia, . Prince Harry and his wife Meghan are on day six of their 16-day tour of Australia and the South Pacific Britain Royals, Sydney, Australia - 21 Oct 2018

"I NEED A SECOND OPINION."

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"GOTCHA MATE. IT'S SPINACH AND IT'S FRONT AND CENTER."

Royal Tour, Day 6: Meghan Slows It Down a Bit
Understandably.

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