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# Mel B Wants To Keep Spicing Up Our Lives, Apparently
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/mel-b-wants-to-keep-spicing-up-our-lives-apparently-08-2017/
- Published: 2017-08-23T18:00:54.000Z
- Updated: 2017-08-23T07:00:14.000Z
- Description: "Hai, Si, Ja, hold tight."
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

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Okay, Mel. Okay. You're positive that you want to wear this. You are dead set on leaving the house in an outfit inspired by a Vegas dancer and [the opening credits of *Mannequin*](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-fromage-mannequin-07-2013/), maybe with a touch of Halle Berry in *X-Men* thrown in to complicate matters as much as possible. So... why are you in brown pointy-toed pumps? Look at all the effort you went to here to look absolutely bananas. Why stop? Why not just fashion a crude shoe out of a cereal box and some twine, or call Kim Kardashian and ask her to Amazon Prime you a few of the weirdest contenders she can find? If you're going for a look, Mel, then COMMIT.

\[Photos: Getty, WENN\]