Men of GQ Men of the Year

Jeff Goldblum

Do you think Jeff Goldblum KNOWS he's not dangling a martini glass between his fingers?

Jeff Goldblum, Emilie Livingston

GQ Men of the Year Party 2018 - Arrivals Featuring: Emilie Livingston, Jeff Goldblum Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 06 Dec 2018 Credit: Sheri Determan/WENN.com

I often think Jeff is, in 20 years, going to be that old dude who used to dance around in the Six Flags ads.

Cole Sprouse

Whereas Cole may not have slept in four months. His character on Riverdale may or may not be in thrall to a game that involves a Gargoyle King (THAT SHOW), so perhaps he's going method? He also might have stolen someone else's clothes. Basically all of this is a weird, inexplicable problem.

Michael B. Jordan

He's swimming in that, too. Maybe he got tired of looking so swole in all his suits? Or maybe he's downsizing? I'm perplexed.

Maika Monroe (in Armani) and Joe Keery

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (10015911bt) Maika Monroe and Joe Keery GQ Men of the Year party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Dec 2018 2018 GQ Men of the Year Party - Arrivals

She looks very nice, apart from how she might have just gotten out of the dunk tank, and Joe looks DELIGHTFULLY on-point for his sense of style.

Dylan McDermott

He looks exactly the same as ever - better, now that LA to Vegas got cancelled and he shaved the mustache.

Richard Rankin

I just wanted to give Roger from Outlander his due, as he is much cuter when he is not pouting in floppy hair and turtlenecks.

Rome Flynn

He is on How To Get Away With Murder, and he is ADORABLE.

Andrew Rannells

GQ Men of the Year Party 2018 - Arrivals Featuring: Andrew Ranells Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 06 Dec 2018 Credit: Sheri Determan/WENN.com

Always among my men of the year. Although I am not sure this outfit actually fits, or is that inspiring, but HE is so very talented. I follow him on Instagram, and one of his best best friends is the actress who played Dorota on Gossip Girl, and he LOVES HER and is constantly saying great things about her work in theatre, and it warms me.

Ne-Yo

There is no one I trust more to rock the hell out of a walking boot than this man.

Chrishell and Justin Hartley

GQ Men of the Year Party 2018 - Arrivals Featuring: Chrishell Hartley, Justin Hartley Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 06 Dec 2018 Credit: Sheri Determan/WENN.com

If I'd had to guess what he would wear, this would be my pick. I like her outfit, too, but I feel like it's a LITTLE casual and might need a few adjustments here and there.

Jay Pharoah

Wait. Is that. A vest over a long-sleeve tee, or... do the white shoulders connect to the vest? I am confused.

Jacob Elordi

You might recognize him if you watched Much on Netflix. Which I did. I HAD NOTES.

Jonah Hill

I'm not thinking he works as a blonde.

Charlie Puth

Suddenly he looks like he could be Channing Tatum's little brother.

Stephan James

SNAZZY AS HELL.

Henry Golding

Henry Golding is looking very Henry Golding.

John David Washington

He smiles with his whole head, and I find it so endearing.

Vincent Rodriguez III

Every time I watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, I think how much I'm going to miss catching up with these people on my TV.

Eric Lopez

Sniff. I just don't want you guys to leave me. How about a reunion movie?

Noah Centineo

GQ Men of the Year Party 2018 held in Beverly Hills, California on December 6, 2018 Featuring: Noah Centenio Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 06 Dec 2018 Credit: Sheri Determan/WENN.com

I didn't entirely recognize him here (and his shoes are terrible with this). I watched and loved To All The Boys I've Loved Before, but I had to take a break from Noah Centineo content because the Internet can't ever just like something a lot; it has to OBSESSSSSSS over it, and I am not that person.