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# Well Played, Men of the Star Trek Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/menofstartrekpremiere/
- Published: 2013-05-15T17:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2013-05-15T23:03:13.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Karl Urban

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Let's put Karl first, because I was fairly snarky about *Almost Human* and his performance, or lack thereof, in the clips. So we should stop and appreciate that is is a FINE SPECIMEN OF MANHOOD. Apparently he was born Karl-Heinz Urban, and for some reason that makes me love him even more. I have fantasies that everyone on-set calls him catsup, mostly because "catsup" is clearly more insulting than "ketchup."

## Chris Pine

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At first I really wasn't sure about the orange tie with the shirt and suit, but you know what, it grew on me. I appreciate it. It's like a splash of daringness without being totally screaming.

## Zachary Quinto

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Remember when he was just the sidekick on Tori Spelling's pseudo-reality show? Now he's wearing great jackets and playing Spock. Life is the jam.

## John Cho

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I love you, John Cho. I'm happy he rebounded from *Go On*'s sad cancellation, but can't decide if I'm happy he rebounded to *Sleepy Hollow*. Still, we've already established that I'm going to watch that, so... what am I even saying?

## Leonard Nimoy

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He is a treasure.

## Levar Burton

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And SO IS HE. Geordi LaForge, where is your banana-clip visor? I feel like Levar should have a giant bag of those and hurl handfuls of them at the adoring crowds every time he does an event.

## Derek Theler

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Derek, of some show called *Baby Daddy*, is not in this movie. He was, however, in something called *Camp Virginovich* and a short film called *Katherine Heigl Hates Balls*, so... that's something. And he looks very nice. That is another something. The end.

[Well Played, Men of the Star Trek PremiereI'm doing the gents first this time, so as not to keep you waiting until the end of the day. But there is no Benedict Cumberbatch, Fug Nation. Call him Beneditch Cumberbatch, y'all, 'cause he didn't attend. Or if he did, I didn't cumbercatch sight of it. Do we think he thanks his parents every day for not naming him Cu? \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168752181.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/menofstartrekpremiere-05-2013/)