Karl Urban
Let's put Karl first, because I was fairly snarky about Almost Human and his performance, or lack thereof, in the clips. So we should stop and appreciate that is is a FINE SPECIMEN OF MANHOOD. Apparently he was born Karl-Heinz Urban, and for some reason that makes me love him even more. I have fantasies that everyone on-set calls him catsup, mostly because "catsup" is clearly more insulting than "ketchup."
Chris Pine
At first I really wasn't sure about the orange tie with the shirt and suit, but you know what, it grew on me. I appreciate it. It's like a splash of daringness without being totally screaming.
Zachary Quinto
Remember when he was just the sidekick on Tori Spelling's pseudo-reality show? Now he's wearing great jackets and playing Spock. Life is the jam.
John Cho
I love you, John Cho. I'm happy he rebounded from Go On's sad cancellation, but can't decide if I'm happy he rebounded to Sleepy Hollow. Still, we've already established that I'm going to watch that, so... what am I even saying?
Leonard Nimoy
He is a treasure.
Levar Burton
And SO IS HE. Geordi LaForge, where is your banana-clip visor? I feel like Levar should have a giant bag of those and hurl handfuls of them at the adoring crowds every time he does an event.
Derek Theler
Derek, of some show called Baby Daddy, is not in this movie. He was, however, in something called Camp Virginovich and a short film called Katherine Heigl Hates Balls, so... that's something. And he looks very nice. That is another something. The end.