Rihanna at A$AP Rocky X American Sabotage

I just keep thinking whatever is tied around her waist looks like a deflated alligator floatie.

Sabrina Carpenter in Loewe

I keep feeling like we saw this already on someone, and I was sure it would be Greta Lee but I can't find evidence of it. Maybe it's just that I covered the runway show? I refer to this as the Skin Belt Dress because, well, that's what it looks like.

Morgan Spector and Rebecca Hall in Loewe

I enjoy these two becoming a fashion duo. She sort of looks like she was just interrupted while gardening.

Luke Newton in Loewe

Chin up, Luke, you're not ACTUALLY married to a gossip columnist who called you pretentious.

Noah Jupe in Loewe

I am all for an argyle renaissance. (But NOT an Argylle renaissance.)

Richard Gadd in Loewe

The Baby Reindeer guy got a GOOD jacket.

Emily Ratajkowski in Loewe

I chortled at this. She's the queen of wearing no fabric, and so this feels like a conscious wink at that. If it's not, well, don't tell me. Let's just believe she's being whimsical.

Serena Williams in Sacai

This is also an enormous amount of fabric, but it's handled in a chic-er way.

Stefon Diggs in Sacai

This man is an NFL wide receiver. What has this jacket done to his torso? And why did he agree to it? He looks like a Picasso, and not in a fun way.

Soo Joo Park in Sacai

That stray piece of fabric seems so annoying. And the clogs look like they weigh 20 lbs.

A$AP Rocky X American Sabotage

Rocky is wearing a lot of letters that don't mean a whole lot to me. I THINK AWGE is... the parent menswear brand?

Emma Roberts in AMI

This is pretty cute.

Issa Rae in AMI

It... fine? It's whelming.

Selma Blair in AMI

The Daenarys Targaryen hair is a bit much on her.

Juliette Binoche in Kenzo

The intentional holes in the shoulders are so odd in an outfit that otherwise swallows her. I guess they had to install ventilation.

Joe Burrow and Justin Jefferson in Hermes

Oh, JOE, those pants make your legs look three inches long. Justin looks very snappy by comparison. (Justin is a WR for the Vikings, and Joe is QB for the Bengals. They played together at LSU.)

John Mulaney and Olivia Munn in Hermes

Is Mulaney gonna become a fashion boi? This is a decent first step, if so. Olivia looks... overburdened with fabric in a way that is chic-er than several of the other outfits in this slideshow.

Bad Bunny

And THAT is the chic version of Juliette Binoche's outfit, for me.

Scout Willis and Demi Moore in Dior

I was going to say that they look like influencer sisters who got rich running an Instagram account for the dog, and then I remembered Demi DOES have an Instagram account for the dog, so... I was in the ballpark.

Casey Affleck in Dior

I kind of like that sweater. Actually I don't hate any of this. It's ALSO more fashion-y than he typically gets. Ride the wave, lads.

Brooklyn Beckham in Dior

I'm not enamored of the vest over the jacket, but for whatever reason it's the SHOE color here that is truly sending me.

Maluma in Dior

I would enjoy swanning into a party in that coat.

Kate Moss in Dior

Are those... trying to be bloomers?

Thomas Doherty

This photo feels like Dior's pitch to Timothee Chalamet to let them work with him.

Joe Alwyn in Prada

"A tortured poet? Me? In THIS turtleneck? ... You got me."

Venus Williams in Prada

That set she's wearing looks SO flimsy and cheap. Also I was excited when I thought the shoes were argyle booties, but alas.

Paul Mescal in Gucci

Oh no. He looks like a Brit who's a year out of uni and in Greece for a friend's stag 'do.

Rihanna Led the Crowd at the Menswear Front Rows

We saw Matt Bomer already, but he was just the tip of the iceberg in Paris and Milan last week. Couture Week begins NOW, because they compressed everything to clear out Paris for the Olympics, so let's clear the decks from this set of front rows -- beginning with Rihanna. She's at the A$AP Rocky x American Sabotage show, and that collab is brilliantly named, because he is American and that outfit IS sabotage. [Photos: Stephane Cardinale/Corbis via Getty Images, Pascal Le Segretain, Jacopo Raule, Julien M. Hekimian, Dave Benett, Victor Boyko/Getty Images]