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Kanye West and Julia Fox are waiting for the Kenzo Fall-Winter 2022/2023 Menswear fashion show
Kenzo show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2022, Paris Fashion Week Men's, France - 23 Jan 2022
Kanye looks like he was in the middle of getting a cyborg suit fitted. I don't have a credit on what they are each wearing; I would ASSUME both are Kenzo, but her cone boobs feel like a nod to Schiaparelli, or Gaultier-era Madonna (incidentally Julia is apparently friends with Madge and in talks to play Debi Mazar in the biopic that may or may not ever happen).
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Julia Fox
Kenzo show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2022, Paris Fashion Week Men's, France - 23 Jan 2022
Here's a better shot of the bunchy jeans and shoes, and of course the pyramids. I don't find any of this all that interesting, and in a way it feels like Kanye is trying to turn yet another lady into his fashion accessory.
Pharrell
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Pharrell Williams is waiting for the Kenzo Fall-Winter 2022/2023 Menswear fashion show as part of the Paris Fashion Week
Kenzo Fashion Show Photocall, Paris Fashion Week, Paris, France - 23 Jan 2022
That coat is from this collection, although it appeared over a suit, so I assume the shirt is the wearer's own. I'm SURE you would like a close-up of the glasses...
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Pharrell Williams is waiting for the Kenzo Fall-Winter 2022/2023 Menswear fashion show as part of the Paris Fashion Week
Kenzo Fashion Show Photocall, Paris Fashion Week, Paris, France - 23 Jan 2022
... and who am I to deny you that unique experience?
Tyler the Creator
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Tyler the Creator is waiting for the Kenzo Fall-Winter 2022/2023 Menswear fashion show as part of the Paris Fashion Week
Kenzo Fashion Show Photocall, Paris Fashion Week, Paris, France - 23 Jan 2022
He continues to dress like an elderly kook.
Carla Bruni
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 19: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Carla Bruni-Sarkozy attends the Ami Fall/Winter 2022/2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 19, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
This is very sexy-French-sloppy. She's there to see a line called Ami.
Evan Mock at Louis Vuitton
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 20: Evan Mock is seen wearing neon hoody, cardigan, black pants outside Louis Vuitton during Paris Fashion Week - Menswear F/W 2022-2023 on January 20, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Christian Vierig/Getty Images)
LV appears to have held the show outside a very Instagrammable building - a set, it feels like? Evan's modeling past is coming in handy here, I think.
Natalia Vodianova
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 20: Model Natalia Vodianova leaves the Louis Vuitton Men's fashion show as part of the Paris Fashion Week - Menswear F/W 2022-2023 on January 20, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/GC Images)
Wait, did LV give everyone SEAT CUSHIONS? That is thoughtful.
Tyler the Creator
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 20: Tyler, The Creator is seen outside Louis Vuitton during Paris Fashion Week - Menswear F/W 2022-2023 on January 20, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Christian Vierig/Getty Images)
He looks like he forgot his key and is waiting for his mom to get home from work.
Tahar Rahim
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 20: Tahar Rahim is seen outside Louis Vuitton during Paris Fashion Week - Menswear F/W 2022-2023 on January 20, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Christian Vierig/Getty Images)
Whereas he is collecting food from the Postmates driver while his lover waits inside in bed.
J Balvin in/at Louis Vuitton
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J Balvin
Louis Vuitton show, Outside Arrivals, Fall Winter 2022, Paris Fashion Week Men's, France - 20 Jan 2022
That feels more Moncler than anything.
Victor Cruz in/at Louis Vuitton
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Victor Cruz
Louis Vuitton show, Outside Arrivals, Fall Winter 2022, Paris Fashion Week Men's, France - 20 Jan 2022
WHAT a great coat here, though.
Venus Williams in/at Louis Vuitton
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Venus Williams
Louis Vuitton show, Outside Arrivals, Fall Winter 2022, Paris Fashion Week Men's, France - 20 Jan 2022
Not sure I think the jacket and the dress work that well together, and the purse definitely sticks out. But it's nice to see Venus. She looks, as a person, very lovely.
Naomi Campbell in Louis Vuitton
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Naomi Campbell
Louis Vuitton show, Outside Arrivals, Fall Winter 2022, Paris Fashion Week Men's, France - 20 Jan 2022
And then Naomi showed up looking like the sidewalk was the aisle of her island courthouse wedding.
Adele Exarchopoulos in/at Alaia
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Adele Exarchopoulos
Alaia show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2022, Paris Fashion Week Men's, France - 23 Jan 2022
I honestly can't even see this that well. It LOOKS normal?
Leila Bekhti and Adele Exarchopoulos at Paco Rabanne
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Leila Bekhti and Adele Exarchopoulos
Paco Rabanne show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2022, Paris Fashion Week Men's, France - 23 Jan 2022
The proportions on Leila's outfit are pretty unflattering. I am not actually sure what's up with either of these outfits; I'm very distracted by Adele's bronzer application on her legs. It also looks like she's using her tucked-in shirt to make the top half of the skirt opaque?
Anna Wintour
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Anna Wintour
Paco Rabanne show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2022, Paris Fashion Week Men's, France - 23 Jan 2022
Anna looks soothingly chic, and masked.
Isabelle Huppert at Ami
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Isabelle Huppert - Outside Arrivals at Ami Fall/Winter 2022/2023 fashion show as part of the Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France.
Ami Fashion Show, Outside Arrivals, Paris Fashion Week, Menswear, France - 19 Jan 2022
This all tracks.
Thomas Doherty in Dior
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 21: Thomas Doherty attends the Dior Homme Fall/Winter 2022/2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Weekon January 21, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor Boyko/Getty Images For Dior)
Seeing him reminds me that Gossip Girl came back with more episodes, and not only did I forget about it, but I sincerely don't think anyone cared?
Naomi Campbell
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 21: Naomi Campbell attends the Dior Homme Fall/Winter 2022/2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Weekon January 21, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor Boyko/Getty Images For Dior)
This backdrop is so dramatic that it's even swallowing up Naomi a little.
Lucien Laviscount in Dior
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 21: Lucien Laviscount attends the Dior Homme Fall/Winter 2022/2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Weekon January 21, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor Boyko/Getty Images For Dior)
This has a casual romantic-hero feel to it. He's dressed... but he could change that very quickly, baby.
J Balvin
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 21: J Balvin attends the Dior Homme Fall/Winter 2022/2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Weekon January 21, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor Boyko/Getty Images For Dior)
Whereas this just feels a little sloppy.
Lucas Jagger
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 21: Lucas Jagger attends the Dior Homme Fall/Winter 2022/2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Weekon January 21, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Victor Boyko/Getty Images For Dior)