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Benedict Cumberbatch in Prada

MILAN, ITALY - JUNE 22: Benedict Cumberbatch attends the Prada Spring/Summer 2026 Menswear Fashion Show on June 22, 2025 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jacopo M. Raule/Getty Images for Prada)

It takes a lot of work to make this man look schlumpy!

Harris Dickinson in Prada

MILAN, ITALY - JUNE 22: Harris Dickinson attends the Prada Spring/Summer 2026 Menswear Fashion Show on June 22, 2025 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Prada)

They could have just put him in this! No schlump here!

Stormzy in Prada

MILAN, ITALY - JUNE 22: Stormzy attends the Prada Spring/Summer 2026 Menswear Fashion Show on June 22, 2025 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Prada)

I appreciate Stormzy illustrating the appeal of a crossbody bag.

Kawhi Leonard in Emporio Armani

MILAN, ITALY - JUNE 21: Kawhi Leonard arrives at the Emporio Armani fashion show during the Milan Menswear Spring/Summer 2026 Fashion Week on June 21, 2025 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Claudio Lavenia/Getty Images)

"I'm not playing basketball right now, so I figured...why not?" (I actually think he looks great here.)

Evan Mock in D&G

MILAN, ITALY - JUNE 21: Evan Mock attends the Dolce & Gabbana fashion show during the Milan Menswear Spring/Summer 2026 Fashion Week on June 21, 2025 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)

That's a lot of brooches! I confess that I believe this is good; all the men in D&G look good...

Lucien Laviscount in D&G

MILAN, ITALY - JUNE 21: Lucien Laviscount attends the Dolce & Gabbana fashion show during the Milan Menswear Spring/Summer 2026 Fashion Week on June 21, 2025 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)

...as I was saying.

Theo James in D&G

MILAN, ITALY - JUNE 21: Theo James attends the Dolce & Gabbana fashion show during the Milan Menswear Spring/Summer 2026 Fashion Week on June 21, 2025 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)

He looks great -- and I am concerned that the woman in the back is wearing kitten heel flip flops, a most dangerous shoe. Learn from your elders!

Will Poulter in Paul Smith

MILAN, ITALY - JUNE 21: Will Poulter attends the Paul Smith show during Milan Fashion Week Menswear Spring/Summer 2026 on June 21, 2025 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

This is like the most stylist man at your local accounting firm.

It's Menswear Week in Milan....
...let's look at the front rows.

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