PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Jeremy Allen White attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)
This man is always in a black suit. Or a white suit. Or, if he's feeling saucy, a black and white suit. So to see him in all this color is basically SEISMIC.
Lola Young
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Lola Young attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)
This makes sense for her aesthetic. It's actually quite good. Also, she and Rachel Weisz could go as each other for Halloween.
Victor Wembanyama
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Victor Wembanyama attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)
If Pharrell can make pants that fit this man, who is well over 7 feet, then surely he could have made pants that one time for Sabrina Carpenter.
Skepta
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Skepta attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)
And I am skepta of the length of his trousers. HA HA HA HA. Sigh.
Missy Elliott
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Missy Elliott attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)
And Missy's feet are missing entirely?!? MISSING ELLIOTT. Wow I'm on a roll.
Daniel Bruhl
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Daniel Brühl attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)
I don't know that this fits correctly either, but at least it's maroon. SOLD.
Charles Melton in LV
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Charles Melton attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)
This is moronic. He looks like a Roald Dahl villain from the waist down.
Lionel Boyce
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Lionel Boyce attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)
And then this is SO plain that I'm worried Pharrell forgot to set aside anything for him.
Miles Caton
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Miles Caton attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)
The chess club won sectionals!!!
Quavo
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Quavo attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 23, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)
I am into his orange kicks.
Iris Apatow and Sam Nivola at Dior Homme
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: (EDITOR’S NOTE: Image has been retouched at the request of the client.) Iris Apatow and Sam Nivola attend the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 24, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Dior)
Over at Dior, they're peddling young love. I like her dress, but not with those accessories.
James Marsden
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: (EDITOR’S NOTE: Image has been retouched at the request of the client.) James Marsden attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 24, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Dior)
The individual pieces are nice, but this feels weirdly shlubby overall for this?
LaKeith Stanfield
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: (EDITOR’S NOTE: Image has been retouched at the request of the client.)LaKeith Stanfield attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 24, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Dior)
Like, this is also very simple but also much better done.
Mick Jagger
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: (EDITOR’S NOTE: Image has been retouched at the request of the client.) Mick Jagger attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 24, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Dior)
And Mick! MICK JAGGER has out-polished James Marsden.
Chiwetel Ejiofor
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: (EDITOR’S NOTE: Image has been retouched at the request of the client.)Chiwetel Ejiofor attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 24, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Dior)
Scrolldown. Like the jacket, love the belt, question the hem, and totally unsure about those boxy-ass shoes.
Mike Faist
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: (EDITOR’S NOTE: Image has been retouched at the request of the client.) Mike Faist attends the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 24, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for Dior)
This only works for me if every time he enters a room, the Sesame Street pinball song plays. One two three FOOOOUR FIIIIVE six seven eight NIIINE TEEEEN eleven TWELVE.
Joe Burrow in Thom Browne
This child is dressed as the most popular boy at the academy who is also a SOCIAL MENACE.
Jamie Campbell Bower
Looking sloppy seems to be his entire approach to style. There are good elements here, but not in this combo.
Olivia Cooke
This dress is fine, but I actually REALLY like that take on a Mary Jane and a penny loafer hybrid.
Of course it's laced; that top probably broke a rib.
Tramell Tillman
I miss Milkshake. And I might wish he'd worn this with brogues.
Saint Jhn
I will take this.
Jada Pinkett Smith
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: Jada Pinkett Smith attend Louboutin show during Day Two of Paris Fashion Week - Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 on June 24, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Neil Mockford/GC Images)
This tube top doesn't fit her, I don't think. And the collar is her necklace. Or her necklace is a collar. I don't know. It looks deeply uncomfortable.
Will and Willow
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: Will Smith taking selfies with Willow Smith at the Louboutin show during Day Two of Paris Fashion Week - Menswear Spring/Summer 2027 on June 24, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Neil Mockford/GC Images)
And I think a giant red foot hanging out outside the venue is CRACKERS and almost a little violent. I guess we just aren't allowed to forget the red sole thing. My other clue was...
Charles Melton
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: Charles Melton attends Christian Louboutin Men Spring/Summer 2027 Presentation at Palais Brongniart on June 24, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images for Christian Louboutin)
... BATHING EVERYONE IN CRIMSON DEMONIC LIGHT. WHAT.
Miles Caton
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: Miles Caton attends Christian Louboutin Men Spring/Summer 2027 Presentation at Palais Brongniart on June 24, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images for Christian Louboutin)
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE.
Will & Jada
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith attend Christian Louboutin Men Spring/Summer 2027 Presentation at Palais Brongniart on June 24, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images for Christian Louboutin)
