Da'Vine Joy Randolph at Willy Chavarria
There is a similar dress in the runway show in red, which works BETTER, but still feels a little lazy. In black, it sincerely just looks like the hurried use of a trash bag.
Jeremy Pope in Willy Chavarria
Or maybe the whole collection's theme was, "Whatever."
Laufey in Lanvin
Sometimes she dresses like she's in a Shirley Temple tap revue.
Britt Lower
This is like some kind of crossbody poncho.
Britt Lower and Chiwetel Ejiofor
I have absolutely no idea if either of these people is single, but what a gorgeous couple THIS would be.
Joost Klein and Tommy Cash
Joost, on the left, was the Netherlands's entry for Eurovision in 2024 that got disqualified. Tommy Cash is a performance artist and rapper who will rep Estonia at Eurovision in 2025. Clearly the two of them are dressed in halves of a giant's best suit, and I hope this is the EXACT energy Cash brings to Switzerland in May.
Gwendoline Christie
She wrapped her toes JUST in case a pas de deux breaks out at her tax appointment.
Robert Pattinson
I think he ALSO has those wraps on his toes, but they're black. And what's with the coat bulk? I really think Dior doesn't actually want us to see the details sometimes.
Joe Alwyn in Dior
Very crisp, Joe.
Kate Moss
Her jewelry is good; her outfit is boring and a little sloppy.
Kieran Culkin, Jazz Charlton
I assume this means he'll wear Dior to the Oscar. Jazz looks cool.
Apo and Mile
Apparently these Thai actors are on a TV show together, and people had been obsessed about whether they are secretly dating, or mad at each other, or what, so I assume this photo of them together will help with ... well, half of that, anyway.
Caleb McLaughlin
He looks like the most stylish kid on the quad.
Han So Hee
Put it on or take it off! Decide!!
J Balvin
I am fascinated by his cardigan that isn't a cardigan.
Jay Chou
I am fascinated by his coat. It makes me want to go full Lite Brite on it and put colored pegs into each spot.
Louis Garrel
I mean. They're clothes! He is in them!
Lukas Ionesco
I guess we really are moving from pants that are too short, to pants that puddle.
Miles Chamley Watson
If you can make pants that are the right length for this very tall fencer, then you can do it for other people. This seems much harder!
MJ Harper
This is what you'd get if Emily in Paris repped a company that had to redesign uniforms for flight attendants. (Or did they do that already? That show is one long hallucination for me.)