Idris and Sabrina Elba in Louis Vuitton

Idris looks normal; Sabrina looks like she bought two LV-branded Kindles and attached them to her belt. I respect never wanting to be without reading material, but...

Bradley Cooper in LV

"Pharrell, give me something with the absolute least personality."

Travis Scott in LV

He hopped a FAST flight after performing at the national championship game Monday (this show was Tuesday). This is fine but also probably what you WOULD give to a jet-lagged person.

Omar Sy

I feel like he's laughing at the idea of carrying a whole ass duffel as a handbag.

A$AP Nast

"Anything you can tote, I can tote DOUBLE." (Or two and a half, if you count the bag around his neck. This is absurd handbaggery.)

Victor Wembanyama

He doesn't even look remotely like he wants that tote.

Adrien Brody

Sure! Wonder if LV will woo him into an outfit during upcoming awards shows.

Shaboozey

Not digging that particular scarf, but the boots have some personality. Also, I have "Tipsy" in my head all the time.

Brittany Johnson and Harrison Barnes

I do like Harrison's jacket here.

Cesar Domboy

Sweet Fergus from Outlander, I NEVER would have identified ye.

Jada Paul and Chris Paul

The Minecraft pattern looks better on people than I expected it to -- or at least this iteration of it is not ridiculous. I prefer it to the over-layered, overstyled outfit she's got, with the imitation Birkin hanging open.

Joe Alwyn in Armani

I don't mind this in theory, but a) would it look better with a t-shirt and not a thick-collared sweater, and b) what's going on with his pants hems? And I guess c) the pants also seem too short.

Matt Smith in Armani

I still can't take him seriously. I don't know what it is. He looks doofy to me in EVERYTHING.

I assume this is... for House of the Dragon? I don't even know.

Adrien Brody in Armani

Whereas yet again, he looks like he's just seen something very worrisome in the distance.

Sebastian Stan in Prada

My Leather Jacket Has Two Collars: The Sebastian Stan Story

Troye Sivan in Prada

This is a little "Prada catalog" for me but it does work on him.

Ed Westwick in Dhruv Kapoor

This is so stumpifying on him.

Lucien Laviscount in D&G

I cannot tell a lie: He looks tremendous in this and I would certainly watch this mob soap opera.

Lucien Laviscount in D&G

This is simpler, but well-tailored.

James McAvoy in D&G

His sunburn is making me giggle. Not because sunburns are inherently funny, but like... we've all been there. And I might not even REALLY have thought about it if we hadn't been given that triangle of skin that isn't red.

James McAvoy

Here he's serving Dreamy Dad at the School Fundraiser.

Valentijn Dijkman in Pronounce

I don't know who this person is, but that sweater cracks me up. Come ON, Chalamet! Take a hard left into Crazytown!

Giuseppe Giofrè in Pronounce

Perfect for the Oscars!

The Menswear Shows Have Not Been a Strong Celeb Draw So Far

What an alluring headline!!! At least that's Idris Elba?