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# MESSY Giveaway Winners
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/messy-giveaway-winners-04-2012/
- Published: 2012-04-16T19:30:27.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-16T19:49:15.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

We're so thrilled to announce the winners of [last week's MESSY giveaway](https://gofugyourself.com/messy-monday-giveaway-04-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)! (And in case you missed our blaring announcement, we have [a new novel coming out,](https://www.amazon.com/Messy-Heather-Cocks/dp/0316098299/ref=sr%5F1%5F1?ie=UTF8&qid=1334559908&sr=8-1&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) and we're stoked.)

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/cocksmorgan_messy_hc1.jpg.jpg "cocksmorgan_messy_hc.jpg-419x634")](https://gofugyourself.com/messy-giveaway-winners-04-2012/cocksmorgan%5Fmessy%5Fhc-jpg-419x634?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

The task was to compose an acrostic of the word MESSY, with the subject of the poem being the Hollywood star who has the messiest closet/personal life/car/yacht/career, with extra points awarded for originality. It was REALLY hard to narrow this down to three -- you guys really turned it out this week. Regardless: CHOICES WERE MADE. Please meet your three winners!

**O:**

Ode to Pamela Anderson

**M**agician Hans Klok couldn’t banish her woes  
**E**ven with Kid Rock, it kept coming to blows  
**S**lippery Rick Salomon was not meant to be  
**S**he did learn a lesson from old Tommy Lee:  
**Y**esterday’s love is today’s hepatitis C

**Paula:**

**M**ad eyes  
**E**vil leer  
**S**taggeringly bad roles:  
**S**ays Nic Cage,  
“**Y**ou know I only buy all those castles and stuff to compensate for my hair. What the hell, hair? Why do you look like that?”

**Carly**:

**M**mmmph  
**E**uhgknlgnlng  
**S**llllllluuffmm  
**S**huuuuuuurrrb  
**Y**elped the cast of *Gossip Girl* trapped in Penn Badgley’s hair

Congrats to the winners, and please check your e-mail so we can get you those copies of *Messy*!

Thanks to all of you who entered. If you want another shot at an early peek and you live in or near Los Angeles, please consider coming to visit us at the Festival of Books on Sunday. We're doing a panel at 1:30 and we're giving ARCs of *Messy* to the first three people in line at both our signings. [Here is our original post about that](https://gofugyourself.com/fugging-it-up-at-the-festival-of-books-04-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). We hope to see you/meet you there! Even if we have already met you.