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# Met Ball Basically Well-Played Carpet: Hilary Swank and Jessica Alba
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-basically-well-played-carpet-hilary-swank-and-jessica-alba-05-2012/
- Published: 2012-05-09T22:30:50.000Z
- Updated: 2018-02-01T03:10:44.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Well Played, Met Ball, Met Ball 2012, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

HILARY SWANK: Alba.

JESSICA ALBA: Swanksy.

SWANK: We meet again.

ALBA: We've never met before. But we're clearly soulmates. Look at our mirror-image hair styles.

SWANK: I'm glad anyone is willing to be my soulmate after [that whole Chechian warlord debacle](https://popwatch.ew.com/2011/12/03/hilary-swank-chechnya-apology-tonight-show/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

ALBA: You must be terrible at Google, though, seriously.

SWANK: I GET IT.

ALBA: But you look nice. Finally.

SWANK: What is that supposed to mean?

ALBA: Just that last time we saw you, [you were wearing this](https://gofugyourself.com/million-dollar-fugger-03-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Also, you've been on like a ten year campaign to remind us all you have boobs. Talk about "I get it," am I right?

SWANK: Wow, Jessica Alba, you are kinda harsh.

ALBA: I call 'em like I see 'em, Swank. But you do look nice. Well done. FOR ONCE.

SWANK: You also look nice.

ALBA: I think you mean, I look GREAT.

SWANK:...I mean, you do. You do look great.

ALBA: Thanks! Smile pretty for the cameras, and then let's pretend this never happened.