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# Met Ball Feh Carpet: Rashida Jones
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-feh-carpet-rashida-jones-05-2012/
- Published: 2012-05-09T18:30:45.000Z
- Updated: 2018-02-01T03:10:57.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Met Ball, Met Ball 2012, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Every time I see Rashida Jones, I think of the way Amy Poehler's Leslie Knope addresses her on *Parks and Rec*. You know, like, "ANN PERKINS! You are beautiful and organized!" (Leslie is very into positive reinforcement of her ladyfriends, which is one of the reasons she is lovely.) Except I think, "RASHIDA JONES! You are beautiful and unnecessarily droopy!"

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/144001877.jpg ""Schiaparelli And Prada: Impossible Conversations" Costume Institute Gala")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/144001877.xml)

This is actually better in photos than it was in movement on the live-feed Monday night, but I am still consistently perplexed by how someone so gorgeous -- sprung from the loins of Peggy Lipton and Quincy Jones, for pete's sake! -- so often looks so much like the conductor on the last train to Dowdsville. Do you think she just decided, "eh, how can I top Peggy Lipton? I'm just gonna wear whatever"? This isn't bad. But it's also not a home run. I don't know if I've EVER seen her hit a home run. HIT A HOME RUN, RASHIDA. I know you can do it. Rashida Jones! You're beautiful and rich! HIT A HOME RUN!

PS to Brooklyn Decker there on the side: your Shit, I'm Totally In This Picture, Aren't I? face is hilarious. Never change.