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# Met Ball Fug Carpet: Beyonce
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fug-carpet-beyonce/
- Published: 2012-05-08T15:00:45.000Z
- Updated: 2012-05-08T19:05:29.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Beyonce

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/144007900.jpg)

I mean, this whole thing... Beyonce, you just had a baby. YOUR BOD LOOKS FANTASTIC. If she'd striven to flaunt that LESS, I think we'd have noticed it MORE. Does that make sense? You don't need bells and whistles, honey. YOU are the bells and whistles.

## Beyonce

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144003981.jpg)

It's like how if you buy a really prime cut of meat, you don't need a marinade and a heavy sauce to drown out its natural flavor. Just a little salt and pepper will do. And yes, I just compared Beyonce to steak. But it's a compliment. I LOVE steak. Also, her face is exhibit A to prove that argument: She kept it so simple, and from the neck up, she is SO STUNNING.

## Beyonce

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144007914.jpg)

I just keep thinking, "Rogaine accident."

## Beyonce

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144004231.jpg)

Imagine for a second if this were NOT transparent everywhere, but just erupted in that train. Or it had a LITTLE peekaboo but not quite so much. DId it need to be turned up to eleven?

## Beyonce

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144004221.jpg)

This, however, is my favorite. There is something delicious to me about Beyonce standing in a corner of the venue next to a tented catering cart, or something, hands on her hips, like she just wants to kick off her shoes, hurl her Muppet skirt over her shoulder, and grab a piece of cake from under the trolley cover. Go for it, Bey. We support you.

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