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# Met Ball Fug Carpet: Gywneth Paltrow
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fug-carpet-gywneth-paltrow/
- Published: 2012-05-08T14:30:48.000Z
- Updated: 2012-05-08T19:04:19.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## "Schiaparelli And Prada: Impossible Conversations" Costume Institute Gala

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/144003883.jpg)

Okay. I admit I picked this particular shot because I love the PR girl in the background hitching up her dress. We've all been that girl. Also, Gywnnie? THAT'S AN APRON.

## "Schiaparelli And Prada: Impossible Conversations" Costume Institute Gala

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144002617.jpg)

I mean, her face looks great. But Lefty there is considering making a run for it.

## "Schiaparelli And Prada: Impossible Conversations" Costume Institute Gala

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144008369.jpg)

Like, do we need this much information about Gwyneth's boobs? Also: I kind of can't with those pockets. They look like a craft project. They look like a clutch purse made in arts and crafts that inadvertently got glued to her dress.

## "Schiaparelli And Prada: Impossible Conversations" Costume Institute Gala

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144008366.jpg)

In fact, a LOT of this dress looks glue-gunned together. On the other hand, I would send *Vogue* five crisp dollars if they'd sponsor an event called *Hot Glue: The Guns of Fashion and the Juxtaposition of Crafts and Fashion*. The outfits would be AMAZING. And, hey, I hear circulation is down -- I bet they can use the money.

[Met Ball Fug Carpet: Gywneth PaltrowOn our twitter, Fug National @NicNarrates said that Gywnnie here looks like she's "going to the gyno...in space." Which is so apt, and so funny, that I wish I had thought of it myself. Because SHE DOES. Although I don't know about you, but I try to keep my side-boob wrangled at the gyno. At least until it's time for my side-boob exam. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/144003883.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fug-carpet-gywneth-paltrow-05-2012/)