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# Met Ball Fug Carpet: Jessica Szhor
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fug-carpet-jessica-szhor-05-2011/
- Published: 2011-05-03T19:30:51.000Z
- Updated: 2018-02-01T03:07:15.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, beading, Met Ball, Met Ball 2011, wearing black, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

This dress is, I think, actually totally cute, even if the bottom of it looks a little bit like what would happen if you mixed Astro-turf with Brillo-pads, and therefore I know that if I were there I would be unable to to resist wandering up to Jessica Szhor with vague excuses as to why I needed to pat her hips, just because it's so fascinatingly tactile. Like, "Oh, Jessica, I think you sat in some lint," or "Oh, don't mind me, I think the sparkles in your dress are magnetically attracted to my bracelet. Oooh, your skirt feels weird!" or "Do you mind if I just scrub out the inside of this pot with your hem? Won't be a sec!"

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/113511153.jpg ""Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty" Costume Institute Gala At The Metropolitan Museum Of Art - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/met-ball-fug-carpet-jessica-szhor-05-2011/alexander-mcqueen-savage-beauty-costume-institute-gala-at-the-metropolitan-museum-of-art-arrivals-46?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But here's the other thing: When I saw this picture in thumbnail form, I thought Vanessa From Brooklyn here was BAI LING, and our girl Bai has literally twenty years on Jessica Szhor. I think the takeaway from that -- for us all, truly -- is: be careful what you do with your bangs, and never match your cracked out clodhopper shoes exactly to your outfit. MAKE A NOTE, FUG NATION.