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# Met Ball Fug Carpet: Lucy Liu
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fug-carpet-lucy-liu-05-2011/
- Published: 2011-05-04T20:30:17.000Z
- Updated: 2018-02-01T03:08:09.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Met Ball, Met Ball 2011, wearing black, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Oh, man. Thank god she's got that amazing face, because her dress is making me sneeze and I need something else to focus on.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/113496837.jpg ""Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty" Costume Institute Gala At The Metropolitan Museum Of Art - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/met-ball-fug-carpet-lucy-liu-05-2011/alexander-mcqueen-savage-beauty-costume-institute-gala-at-the-metropolitan-museum-of-art-arrivals-78?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And I don't want to ruin your afternoon, but that so-called "dress" also might be more accurately called "PANTS." CAN YOU EVEN. I MEAN. REALLY. I can't quite get visual confirmation, but if my theory is, in fact, correct, then I think we've moved beyond a plain old jumpsuit and onto something yet more terrible. I shall call it a JAMPSUIT and the "a" stands for "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH."