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# Met Ball Fug Carpet: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fug-carpet-mary-kate-and-ashley-olsen-05-2011/
- Published: 2011-05-03T16:30:59.000Z
- Updated: 2018-02-01T03:07:22.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Met Ball, Met Ball 2011, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

THE OLSEN TWINS: A PLAY IN TWO SCENES:

*Somewhere in an unspecified and probably fictional European country*; *sometime in the previous two hundred years; at a bar located in the raucous drawing room of a house of ill-repute:*

[](https://gofugyourself.com/met-ball-fug-carpet-mary-kate-and-ashley-olsen-05-2011/alexander-mcqueen-savage-beauty-costume-institute-gala-at-the-metropolitan-museum-of-art-arrivals-37?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

ASHLEY OLSEN: GENTLEMAN! Gather round! Tonight, here at Olsen's! We're having a two-for-one on everything Irish! I MEAN PINTS AND GIRLS ALIKE OH NO I DIDN'T OH YES I DID BECAUSE I'M A MADAM WHO'S CURRENTLY TENDING HER OWN BAR! CHECK OUT ME SLEEVES!

AND WHERE'S MARY-KATE GONE OFF TO, YE ASK?

[](https://gofugyourself.com/met-ball-fug-carpet-mary-kate-and-ashley-olsen-05-2011/alexander-mcqueen-savage-beauty-costume-institute-gala-at-the-metropolitan-museum-of-art-arrivals-38?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Cross her palm with silver, lads, and your fortune she will tell!