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# Met Ball Fug Carpet: Sarah Jessica Parker
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fug-carpet-sarah-jessica-parker-05-2012/
- Published: 2012-05-08T20:00:25.000Z
- Updated: 2018-02-01T03:09:56.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Met Ball, Met Ball 2012, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

I present to you Sarah Jessica Parker in *Little House On Park Avenue*.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/144008621.jpg "Sarah Jessica Parker")](https://gofugyourself.com/met-ball-fug-carpet-sarah-jessica-parker-05-2012/schiaparelli-and-prada-impossible-conversations-costume-institute-gala-27?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Although, maybe this was part of a cunning master plan. Maybe SJP and Valentino knew that the ladies' powder room at the Met would be papered thusly, and she could just stand there and blend against the wall, and eavesdrop on Amy Poehler and Kristen Wiig, or listen to Beyonce trying to use the toilet without dunking her train. Unfortunately, it reads more like Half-Pint on her way to church, where she'll learn that hateful Nellie Oleson put itching powder in her hymnal.

\[Photo: Getty\]