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# Met Ball Fug Carpet: The Trumps
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fug-carpet-the-trumps-05-2012/
- Published: 2012-05-10T19:30:25.000Z
- Updated: 2012-05-11T19:10:40.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

MELANIA: The Donald?

DONALD: YES.

MELANIA: I'm concerned that our alien overlords didn't sufficiently conceal our inhuman origins tonight.

DONALD: WE ARE THE BEST ALIENS IN THE ENTIRE COSMOS.

MELANIA: But it's a SECRET. We're supposed to be passing as humans. Remember? We're so close to being able to steal You Know What so that we can bring it back to Planet Kzaaqqarrekassaaaaa11sdet7^ad!21s&6((000+=1wzy and live in our natural lizard forms. ACT EXTRA HUMAN TONIGHT.

DONALD: OH HONEY PLEASE. ANYONE WHO'S SEEN MY HAIR HAS ALREADY GUESSED OUR SECRET.

MELANIA: You may have a point.