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# Met Ball Fug Carpet: Zooey Deschanel
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fug-carpet-zooey-deschanel-05-2013/
- Published: 2013-05-07T22:00:29.000Z
- Updated: 2018-02-01T03:12:08.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Met Ball, Met Ball 2013, Tommy Hilfiger, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

It's not even that I don't LIKE this, necessarily...

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168208022.xml "Zooey Deschanel")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=802091&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... just that, what party did anyone think this WAS? I get that it's Tommy Hilfiger, and he's the baron of preppy yachting-chic attire, but the Met Ball is not on a boat. It's not even boat-adjacent, unless you count everything going on at the piers on the West side of Manhattan, which surely Anna Wintour does not. It's also not on a beach, at the Hamptons, at someone's back patio wedding, or in a Land's End formalwear catalog. So punk theme or not, I'm a little confused about lavender seersucker at the Met Ball, period. I'm ALSO really not sure what I think about ZD without her signature bangs -- something that I'm sure she feels a little stuck with now, as most people do with things that inadvertently became their signatures (see also: The Rachel, and possibly Tom Selleck or Victor Newman and their 'staches) -- so let's just vote on all of it even though I'm vehement in my conclusion that this dress REALLY does not belong here. VEHEMENT, I TELL YOU.

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