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# Met Ball Fug or Fab: January Jones
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fug-or-fab-january-jones-05-2012/
- Published: 2012-05-10T19:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2018-02-01T03:11:32.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Fug or Fab, Mad Men, Met Ball, Met Ball 2012, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

I love things that are art deco. So why do I not love this? Indeed, much like the lady behind her, I am giving it the side-eye.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/1440004231.jpg "January Jones")](https://gofugyourself.com/met-ball-fug-or-fab-january-jones-05-2012/schiaparelli-and-prada-impossible-conversations-costume-institute-gala-112?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Maybe it's that the turquoise necklace is totally wrong with the dress, or how the gown just kind of... *sits there* on her body rather than conforming to it. Or that I don't like the makeup with it. The whole thing looks like the sun-bleached color scheme at a retro hot-dog vendor on an abandoned beach-town boardwalk. I would LOVE to see it on Solange, or possibly Emma Stone if she were still red-haired, or... Chastain, maybe? Do we think her coloring could carry it? What about, like... Jennifer Connolly, if she still went places? I don't know. I'm not calling a time of death on the gown, that's for sure. But on January it's leaving me as cold as Betty Draper.

\[Photos: Getty\]