"Schiaparelli And Prada: Impossible Conversations" Costume Institute Gala
When she was talking to Elettra Wiedemann on the red carpet, Biel was all, "Mrs Prada picked this out for me." Which to me meant, "I can't be held responsible for some of the issues with it." Which to me means the hem. From the waist up, I think it's gorgeous. And I know this midi-length is happening now, and I don't have problems with it in theory, but in practice, HERE, I think it's problematic. This dress needs to be five inches shorter or four inches longer to be flattering on her.
"Schiaparelli And Prada: Impossible Conversations" Costume Institute Gala
Speaking of flattering. Girl, your body is fantastic. But this is just a smidge too tight on your butt.
"Schiaparelli And Prada: Impossible Conversations" Costume Institute Gala
ALSO, these bangs are just a hair -- HA SEE WHAT I DID THERE -- too long on her face. As I said in the live-blog -- or maybe I just said this to Heather, who can tell? -- Biel has a really GOOD face. She doesn't need to cover up a full third of it with hair.
"Schiaparelli And Prada: Impossible Conversations" Costume Institute Gala
My issue with these is that I don't own them. Actually, she probably doesn't either. I feel better now.