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# Met Ball Fug or Fab: Maggie Gyllenhaal
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fug-or-fab-maggie-gyllenhaal-05-2011/
- Published: 2011-05-03T21:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2018-02-01T03:07:12.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Fug or Fab, blue, glittery, Met Ball, Met Ball 2011, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

For as cracked-out as Stella McCartney herself looked, she did a nice job dressing our once-and-possibly-future Fug Nemesis Maggie Gyllenhaal here:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/maggiegyllenhaal_113501296.jpg "Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Saarsgard")](https://gofugyourself.com/met-ball-fug-or-fab-maggie-gyllenhaal-05-2011/alexander-mcqueen-savage-beauty-costume-institute-gala-at-the-metropolitan-museum-of-art-arrivals-48?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

The color is pretty, the neckline is nice, and Maggie pulled out some soft hair minus her usual treadmill wisps. At the moment, I'm feeling it.

[](https://gofugyourself.com/met-ball-fug-or-fab-maggie-gyllenhaal-05-2011/alexander-mcqueen-savage-beauty-costume-institute-gala-at-the-metropolitan-museum-of-art-arrivals-47?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But from this angle, suddenly her torso looks all wonkus, like one boob drank Alice's magical shrinking potion and the other has been eating all the Mad Hatter's crumpets. I don't mind a little asymmetry if it's flattering, but I can't discern whether this is a misguided idea or just an optical illusion wherein my eyes are playing tricks on me, because they're upset that I make them look at so much fug day in and day out. I would worry they might go on strike, but they can't; they're not union-eyesed. HA. Oh, God, make me stop.