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# Met Ball Fug or Fine Carpet: Blake Lively
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fug-or-fine-carpet-blake-lively-05-2013/
- Published: 2013-05-07T20:30:21.000Z
- Updated: 2018-02-01T03:12:13.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Gucci, Met Ball, Met Ball 2013, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

The press release for the outfit described it as "a Gucci Première pale green silk georgette strapless gown with silver and matte black feather motif embroideries \[and\] layers of black organza that cascade into a dramatic train."

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168210422.xml "Blake Lively")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=802061&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Proof positive that sometimes words really can paint a prettier picture than... well, a picture. Her body is clearly great, her earrings are groovy, but the bodice is way too snug and I am concerned the skirt is contagious.

Let's also consider the hair:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168212234.xml "Blake Lively")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=802071&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's what happens when Rapunzel, sick of letting down JUST her hair, fortifies it with a knotted bedsheet because after all these years her keratin ladder is getting a little weak and thin. Plus, from this angle, you can see the boob spill on the bodice and the way the zipper is pulling and skewed... it should be *easier*, shouldn't it?

\[Photos: Getty\]