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# Met Ball Fuger or Fabber Carpet: Sarah Jessica Parker vs GOOP
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fuger-or-fabber-carpet-sarah-jessica-parker-vs-goop/
- Published: 2011-05-04T20:00:03.000Z
- Updated: 2011-05-04T05:18:10.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

## Sarah Jessica Parker

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/sarahjessicaparker113508553.jpg)

Starting at the bottom, I was surprised to see the minty shoes poking out from under the skirt -- kind of an interesting, fun choice for a gown that is total fashion Champagne, from the color to all the bubbling bling, to the part where it might be giving me a little bit of a headache and making me say things I don't feel and then call someone random from my phone to tell them they're talented and special. One negative: Is it just me, or does the beading in her groin area make kind of an abstract panty shape?

## Gwyneth Paltrow

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/gwynethpaltrow113511529.jpg)

I think I an see Gwyneth's bra. But her hair looks magnificent. For some reason I can't look at this gown without seeing [the old Family Feud scoreboard](https://slacktivist.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c582a53ef01310f85c844970c-320wi?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). That's not necessarily a bad thing. I actually think GOOPY looks rather pretty.

## Sarah Jessica Parker

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/sarahjessicaparker_113511026.jpg)

Then again, SJP has Andy Cohen.

## Gwyneth Paltrow

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/gwynethpaltrow_113518331.jpg)

But Gwynnie has Kaiser Karl, and a naked back (did you doubt it for a second? I thought SJP would have too, but no).

## Sarah Jessica Parker

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/sarahjessicaparker-113517865.jpg)

But, SJP has Andy Cohen. And I'm not sure which one I think would be more fun. Karl Lagerfeld would probably be intelligent, cutting, funny, and also inscrutable and terrifying, whereas Andy Cohen and I could do some real damage to a bottle of actual Champers (not just the fashion kind) and end up getting Twitter-married and then waking up the next morning wondering where we got Joan Collins's silk turban from and oh hell is that George Clooney bound and gagged in the bathtub?

[Met Ball Fuger or Fabber Carpet: Sarah Jessica Parker vs GOOPYou know the Met Ball was well-attended when we're more than halfway through the second day of our coverage, and I just said, "Oh, hell, we haven't even covered SJP and Gwynnie yet." So why not cover them together? They both went with austere necklines in a nude color with a lot of sparkles, but of course, within those similarities there is room for a lot of differences. Shall we get ready to rumble? BRING IT, LADIES. \[poll id="2411"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/sarahjessicaparker113508553.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fuger-or-fabber-carpet-sarah-jessica-parker-vs-goop-05-2011/)