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# Met Ball Fugs and Fabs: Greens
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fugs-and-fabs-greens-05-2012/
- Published: 2012-05-09T22:00:32.000Z
- Updated: 2018-02-01T03:10:45.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Photos, Met Ball, Met Ball 2012, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31, Greta Gerwig

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You may not care about Dianna Agron from Glee, nor Greta Gerwig from stuff I haven't seen but which people keep saying she's good in so whatever; nor Lena Dunham from *Girls*. But you DO care about Vogue's Hamish Bowles and his exuberant jacket, so join me in ogling these lovely-colored dresses -- which are, in order, good, meh, and blah -- and then let out a whoop when we get to him. The only thing that would make it better is if he'd retained the jaunty mustache that made him look like an olde-timey flim-flam artist and/or a man who rides one of those bikes with one ginormous front wheel and a teeny one in the back. The *best*. I mourn it.

\[Photos: Getty\]