> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Met Ball Fugs and Fabs: Models at the Met - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fugs-and-fabs-models-at-the-met/ - Published: 2013-05-08T20:30:17.000Z - Updated: 2014-02-19T05:54:20.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Coco Rocha in Emanuel Ungaro ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168210127.xml) Coco just always manages to look like she's having a good time with a theme. I can't pretend I get it, and I might be a little frightened of it in a *Silence of the Lambs* poster/Tawny Kitaen/Cankletown boot vendor kind of way, but her working the hell out of it is making me so happy. ## Heidi Klum in Marchesa ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168187928.xml) I mean... it's BETTER, but is she getting married in it or what? Unless this is some kind of ode to the popular union of crazy-haired rockers to lovely models, I'm out. ## Lily Cole in Vivienne Westwood ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168208455.xml) I mean, I suppose this is Vivienne Westwood's exact niche outside of Helena Bonham Carter's closet, so I will shelve all the things I would say about this if she wore it anyplace else. ## Constance Jablonski in Wes Gordon ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168193991.xml) ... you know what, it's insane, and it's the Velveeta Cheesy Skillet dude's S&M chamber dream, but it's also fairly imaginative for the theme so let's just go with it and high-five her. ## Brooklyn Decker in Peter Pilotto ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168193714.xml) I almost don't recognize her anymore on first viewing, but I have to say, I mostly like this. The high-fashion flea collar around her knees isn't ideal for me, but the dress itself is neat, and I say that fully aware that it appears to be 5 percent tube top. ## Miranda Kerr in Michael Kors ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168193188.xml) Whereas THIS dress is about 40 percent tube top and I am way less interested in it. ## Karen Elson in Julien Macdonald ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168193428.xml) Love. SO pretty. Unless I'm just being seduced by the sparkles, although I am open to that seduction. ## Carolyn Murphy in Nina Ricci ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168188160.xml) Ill-fitting granny booty shorts boudoir nightmare word vomit. ## Anja Rubik in Anthony Vaccarello ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168187547.xml) Seriously, MAYBE this is punk, but I just look at it and think it's like if Michael Jackson from the '80s mated with the curtain in a fortune-teller's lobby. ## Joan Smalls in Tom Ford ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168214300.xml) OVER IT. Also, is this really what Tom Ford felt like showcasing on this night? Something that's both stale AND a weak echo of things everyone else has already worn a million times? AND CAN WE NOT WITH THE OMBRE HAIR? This post has been brought to you by sleep deprivation. ## Rosie Huntington Whiteley in Gucci ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1682103781.xml) ... I guess vests are coming back? ## Chanel Iman in J.Mendel ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168210165.xml) This SEEMS like it might be really beautiful, but me stressing out over people's low-rider strapless dresses is ALSO a trend I'd like to see go away. ## Elettra Wiedemann in Prabal Gurung ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168203057.xml) I have no idea if she's a model, but she HAS modeled, and she's the daughter of a model (Isabella Rosselini), so... whatever. This is the exact color scheme of Coco Rocha's Liz Taylor pantsuit from last year, and is another dress I feel had its place back then instead of today. I appreciate the attempt at something big and eye-catching, but it's like Prabal accidentally picked up last year's invitation without checking the date. ## Jessica Hart ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168198285.xml) This is actually borrowed from the 2033 Met Ball, which will be an ode to Coachella. ## Karlie Kloss in Louis Vuitton ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168197950.xml) And this is borrowed from a weird Fleetwood Mac tribute where Stevie Nicks sings every song in Baz Luhrmann's *Gatsby* remake. ## Cara Delevigne in Thakoon ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168193729.xml) I would have guessed this was Burberry, because it looks like a cousin to Anne Hathaway's awesome BAFTAs gown. I LOVE IT. ## Doutzen Kroes in Theyskeins' Theory ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168193404.xml) I have severe doutzens about what this is doing in the area of her kroes. ## Stella Tennant ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168210198.xml) It's... SWINTON-lite. ## Kate Upton in DVF ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168208105.xml) Zzz. She is very pretty, and she's got consecutive SI swimsuit covers, but somehow I feel like -- in Mean Girls speak -- fetch just isn't happening here. 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