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# Met Ball Fugs and Fabs: Pinks
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fugs-and-fabs-pinks/
- Published: 2012-05-10T16:00:12.000Z
- Updated: 2012-05-09T18:39:05.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Julianne Hough

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/144009966.jpg)

I like the idea of this, I think? And this is the best -- or least stodgy -- she's looked in a while, and I'm newly endeared to her and Seacrest after they showed her on Idol watching the show from behind one of the cameras during the episode where he was apparently vomiting himself stupid five minutes before going onstage. It was cute. Although I am concerned it looks like her knees are giving birth to something.

## Paula Patton

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/143999833.jpg)

Paula Patton has a killer bod, and it looks good in this dress, so why am I lukewarm in it? Maybe I am just weary of her looking so shiny all the time. Like she just bought stock in that fabric.

## Amber Heard

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/143999699.jpg)

This girl has SUCH a bod. I wish she hadn't bronzed herself up so much, because I think the color would've looked great against her skin in its fairer state. However...

## Amber Heard

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144010487.jpg)

... I also might wish there wasn't a bedspread attached to the back of it. I'm not sure if it's PRETTY so much as it's... there, and semi-unmade (which should be Sandra Lee's new show on, like, HGTV or something).

## Amber Heard

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144009736.jpg)

... because from some angles it looks really, really crazy. Like she has a handle. Or a mutant fleshpile growing out of her buttocks, lurking, frothing with sentience and waiting for the right moment to strike.

[Met Ball Fugs and Fabs: PinksTyping the headline of this post made me realize we haven't seen Pink around much lately. Which is neither here nor there, but remember that time she hung from the rafters and sang a song perfectly while twirling around in a cloth and wearing a nude bodysuit bedecked with white tape? Good times. Thanks for the memories. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/144009966.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-fugs-and-fabs-pinks-05-2012/)